sunshine-zenith:

Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This

This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here

Here, on tumblr, by an art student who’s wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma

Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it

theconcealedweapon:

quickchangeartist:

nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

Too much horse manure, not enough potash, and watering light and frequently instead of deeply and less frequently. But good news! Carrot tops are perfectly edible by themselves! Try some in salad or in a sandwich, or as a parsley substitute. It’s nice.

4threset:

everyoneisgayandtrans:

animatedamerican:

dduane:

averyterrible:

oneheadtoanother:

oneheadtoanother:

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you’d resolved your karma you wouldn’t be on tumblr.

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

…If you meet the Buddha on Tumblr: ask him where he got his shoelaces.

#the Tumblr that can be described #is not the true Tumblr

that-bi-multifandom-mess:

My Fav Spider-Man Panels

gehayi:

atsuyuri-sama:

ocean-again:

cookiedoughmeagain:

Surprisingly, this is not a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference, but an actual fact. From Burnout: Solve Your Stress Cycle, by Emily and Amelia Nagoski

I think Doctor Emily Nagoski has a PHD but YEAH

[image ID, photo of a book page:

[bold, centered text] Forty-Two Percent [bold ends]

So how much is “adequate”?

Science says: 42 percent.

That’s the percentage of time your body and brain need you to spend resting. It’s about ten hours out of every twenty-four. It doesn’t have to be every day; it can average out over a week or a month or more. But yeah. That much.

“That’s ridiculous! I don’t have that kind of time!” you might protest - and we remind you that we predicted you might feel that way, back at the start of the chapter.

We’re not saying you [italic] should [end italic] take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent , the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare [image ends here, mid-sentence]

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Here’s the last paragraph, completed courtesy of Goodreads:

We’re not saying you should take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent, the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare itself the victor.

greater-than-the-sword:

kalichnikov:

What city do you live in?

Tokyo, Japan

Delhi, India

Shanghai, China

São Paulo, Brazil

Mexico City, Mexico

Cairo, Egypt

Mumbai, India

Beijing, China

Dhaka, Bangladesh

some other city which is not among the 9 most populous cities in the world*

*as listed by the UN. post in the tags if you’re not from one of these cities!

I feel that this is an important case study in Tumblr demographics and what the polls are actually reflecting

animentality:

cerastes:

1. Be silly.
2. Be in cahoots.
3. But most of all, be kind.

hedgehog-moss:

This morning I asked the postwoman (who is my local Google) if she knew of a valiant farrier who might be willing to trim the hooves of my wildly recalcitrant donkey (I already saw one farrier, who wouldn’t even try), and she said “I’ll give you the name of a good farrier. She’s a very, very strong woman. Very muscular. She can pick up your donkey and make him sit in a corner if he doesn’t behave” isn’t life marvellous sometimes

sabertoothwalrus:

gabrielagresteofficial:

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

you see. a lot of people on this site have started to use “broke containment” when any post gets popular outside of their circle of friends, but its original use was when it was a vague fandom post (usually supernatural) gets reblogged by people outside the fandom

anway I got whiplash noticing op’s url and realizing this was about gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug

chaser:

chaser:

chaser:

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh